Brand New Episode

OF "THE GIRL NEXT DOOR"

Oh the drama that I am blessed with in my life.................

The beauty of Karma. Such a beautiful thing.

So we pull up in the driveway last night, and see an animal rescue truck in front of Nira's house (Nira is Teresa's (aka:Nasty Neighbor) mother. Teresa lives next to us, and Nira her mother lives next to her). This was the beginning of all kinds of drama. And the very beautiful part about it is............I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Nothing. All I had to do is find a place to sit in my front yard and watch the fireworks. It is dark and hard to see, but we can see an animal rescue employee, female, trying to get a dog out of her house. I decide to sit and watch. Syd sat with me. Nira sees me, and starts cussing me out, and yelling about me to the nice lady. "You motherfuckin' god-damned little bitch, I can't believe these ignorant people sitting in their front yard to watch this situation." So you know after that I HAD to watch. I waved a couple of times. We know that one of her dogs got hit by a car about a week ago, we unfortunately witnessed it out in front of our house. It was a white pitbull. But we hadn't seen it since then. So at this point we see the animal lady carry a big white dog out of the house. But she keeps going back. Over and over. We see her carry out two more dogs and put them in the truck. She keeps going back, but unsuccessfully. We also see a cockroach fall from the doorway into her hair, and see her freak a little. Poor girl. Bet she can't wait for this night to be over. Then we see her get bit by something in the doorway. Then she is on the phone. Nira at this point is walking back and forth in her yard, yelling profanities when she looks our way. Teresa is not home. Nothing could make it more satisfying than to have her drive up at this point. I can feel the night is going to get better though. Can feel it. Pretty soon a police car shows up. I just assume at this point that Nira called the cops because we are standing in the front yard looking at the show. Another police car shows up. They get out and talk to her. And I wait and wait for them to come over and talk to me like they always do. But they never come. Pretty soon another animal rescue truck shows up. Now there are 4 vehicles in front of their houses. 4 so far. And more Humane Society people get out. They never come over to talk to me. I have assumed up till now that she called the cops on me. But now I am realizing that the rescue lady called because she got bit. We can see all sorts of people with their long sticks with nooses on the ends enter the house (brave souls, its nasty in there), but they can't seem to get the other dogs. Then Syd sees a police officer get bit by a dog, and hurry into his police car. Pretty soon two more police cars show up. We hear Nira yelling, not at us anymore, but at everyone else. It is one house away, but we can hear bits and pieces of her obscene rant. And still I await Teresa's arrival. And then she drives up, but stresses out and keeps driving down the street, without her lights on and almost has a collision at the intersection, then goes and hides out at the dollar store parking lot. Tyler and Matt can see this (its only 4 houses away). Then Animal Control itself shows up. Keep in mind that it is after hours, about 9 pm. They don't come out unless it is a real emergency. So now there are 3 rescue vehicles and 3 police cars out front of Nira's house, completely blocking Teresa's driveway, and partially in front of our house. A car drives by, slows down, Syd recognizes her friend Danielle and her mom. For a few weeks now they have been saying that Nira had a couple of their puppies that came up missing. They saw them at her house. So Danielle and her mom drive by, slow down, and Danielle's mom yells out the window "ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!" A minute later she pulls up in our driveway. I tell her what is going on. She says she wants her dogs, and proceeds to go up to the police officers and tell them Nira recently stole her dogs and that she wants to know where all of these dogs will be taken. The Humane Society worker tells her that all of the dogs they are taking will be put down, they are all in such bad shape that none of them are savable. She is mad, and tells the cops how upset she is and says they should check the house next door too cause they are related and there are dogs there too. She rants for awhile, comes back to talk to me a little, then goes home. A little while later a truck pulls up in front of our house. A short fat man gets out. He walks past our house on the way, stops and looks at me and Syd and says "evil, you people are evil." And I respond in kind with a hearty "FUCK YOU!". He apparently is a friend of Teresa, and is nosing around to see what is going on. The police send him away, and on the way back to his truck he starts chanting "In the name of God the Father", and I respond "In the name of Satan - FUCK YOU". He drives off and soon afterward Teresa finally shows. She has to wedge her beat up car in-between the cop cars. She gets out, Pedro (whose name I have learned is Alonzo) gets out, and some other guy that I have never seen before. Caucasion, tall, thin, black leather jacket, about 25 years old. And he stands there and stares me down. Unsuccessfully. At this point I make the kids go inside. Teresa avoids me and is highly stressed about the situation. All the cops and others are still trying to get dogs out. They get a couple and put them in the truck. Short fat Jesus freak starts praying loudly, picks up some dirt, blesses it, and walks over to my pentagram and casts the dirt on it. Shaking his head in disapproval of my decoration. Black leather dude paces by my pentagram and prays softly under his breath. I go over next to the fence, and sit by my pentagram. I say to him, "Keep prayin buddy", he whispers "I will". They end up taking 8 dogs out of her house. We see these poor little black puppies, ribs showing, being drug to the truck and forced in. They get ready to leave, Nira walks over to the truck and close to our house. They ask her if they can do anything else for her, and she responds "Do you have any extra rope for a noose to hang that little bitch with." I just smile. I think I waved to her too. She also yelled that she would like to shoot me. So all the authorities leave. Teresa and her two friends are still there. I'm standing on the porch with Syd. They are about 15 feet away from me. I calmly say to them "At least us witches don't abuse our animals". "You are an animal" shorty says to me. "If you only knew..." I say. Teresa walks him to his truck. And its time for me to go in for the kill. I walk out to the front of my yard and light a candle. She walks past me very close. I say, "And you think your god is stronger than mine...."MY GOD IS STRONGER THAN YOURS!!!" And I look at her and say "Do you see how well my spell worked tonight? POOF - all your doggies are gone." (I didn't do a spell, I just thought I would cash in on it). She starts ranting and raving, and Pedro starts yelling at her. Syd and I are calmly on our porch, laughing. They all get in the car and drive away, yelling the whole time.

Ahhhhhhhhh.......................Karma is such a beautiful thing.

Here are some pictures of the rescue trucks and police in front of our houses: