Lions, and TIGERS, and bears ....... OH MY!?!?!?!!

I hope Tiger Woods wins.

Wins the whole Goddamned Masters.

I realize I probably have a very unpopular opinion. Especially with women. And I love women. I am one. But give me a break. If the issue is sex and morality, it's just sex - get over it. OMG. I think think the issue is more than trust or "morality" though. I think the issue is committment to a marriage vow. Which is understandable. But please. She had to know. She knew before they got married that he fucked around with beautiful women. He picked her to marry, to be in photos with, to be seen with because she is beautiful and not a stripper, or a nightclub owner, or god forbid a porn queen or single mom. She has a great wholesome image and is a great "investment". If you don't want to be married to someone who needs the image, don't marry Tiger Woods, the same way I shouldn't have married Kirk after he hit and raped me - she knew. She had to. You marry a rich, famous, high paid sports star you deal with the other women. She married him for the money- and that makes her a high paid whore - not that there's anything wrong with a high paid whore - but you can't expect Prince Charming. Maybe Charlie Sheen, but not Prince Charming. Deal with it sister. Hope you have a prenup. Enough about Elin. I feel bad for her, but not that bad. I feel the worst for the kids. As far as Tiger goes, paaaa-leeeeeeeeese........ Like he is the only one. They all do it. All of them. All powerful,rich men cheat. ALL OF THEM. If it were some old rich white guy would anyone care? Would it make the news? Every politicician, every minister (trust me, I know this one first hand), every CEO - they all cheat. Deal with it or don't marry them. Or at least make some righteous money from it. Which kinda makes you a ......... Well, anyhow. It's insulting for anyone to think women are that stupid. Please. Give me a fucking break. Now his sponsers have a financial investment. But what the fuck does cheating have to do with shoes? Don't get me wrong, I don't really like him, I certainly wouldn't admit to fucking him ( now Jesse James - I would admit to THAT). But come on. I might buy a pair of Nikes if they could help me run faster away from men like Tiger. Now that's an ad campaign. "Nike - when there's a Tiger behind you and you need to run - really fast!!!". But the commercial they came out with today? His dad's voice? Post mortem? Are you serious? What are they selling? Guilt? That will only apply to the Catholics out there - except apparently the priests.

He did it. Okay - he did it over and over. They ALL do. At least his wife wasn't dying of breast cancer at the time. Leave it between him and his wifey.

All those old rich fucks running the elite golf country club that made some ridiculous public statement this morning about how Tiger has disappointed them all - they are just jealous of all the fine pussy he got. They are just mad it wasn't them. Where is Jesus to write in the sand when all the johns have stones in their hands, ready to throw?

Those old rich white men are just jealous. They call it "embarrased"?
They would be hi-fiving if it was one of them.

Leave him alone. The story is boring. And examine your own damn life. If those 19 or so ( okay the more the better) came on to you, would you resist? Yeah.

And I think maybe Elin should advertise for golf clubs.
"When you need to hit them with your best shot!!!"
(Pat Benetar in the background of course)