Happy Nurses Week!!!

So there are 3 nurses.
And they all die.
They are all standing at the Gates to Heaven and facing St. Peter.

St. Peter says to the first one,
"What good did you do, why should I let you in?"
And the first nurse says,
"I was a nurse in an inner city hospital."
St. Peter says "Very good, you may enter."

St. Peter says to the second one,
"What good did you do, why should I let you in?"
And the second nurse says,
"I was a nurse at a children's hospital."
St. Peter says "Very noble, you may enter."

St. Peter looks at the third nurse and says,
"What good did you do, why should I let you in?"
And the third nurse says,
"I was only a nurse for an HMO."
St. Peter frowns a little, then proceeds to open the Gate.
"Enter my child."
"I thought for a moment you weren't going to let me in"
she says.
"Oh, I'm going to let you in," St. Peter says.
"But you can only stay for 3 days."

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The body of a young woman is found.
The police have nothing that identifies her.
She is taken to the coroner's office for an autopsy.
After he is done, the coroner says to his assistant,
"Well, all I know is that she was a nurse."
"How can you tell?" asks his assistant.
"Her stomach is empty,
Her bladder is full,
And her ass has been chewed."