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Life SHOULD NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well- preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally WORN out and screaming "WOO HOO - WHAT A RIDE!!!"

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Merry Christmas Nikki - I couldn't do your job





Christmas Carols for the Disturbed




1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are


3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas


4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me



5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....


6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Thoughts of Fallen Angel at 3:14 AM

4 Comments:

Deb said...

LOLOL....I love the Jingle Bell one! I blogged....it's a miracle! Go check out my baby!

12/13/2007 12:11 PM
Anonymous said...

ROTFLMFAO......................
Royce

12/15/2007 12:00 AM
Anonymous said...

LMAOROTFLOLOLOLO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I laughed so hard that Kyle had to come in from the front room to see what I was laughing about. Manson is perfect.
hee hee
thank you!
Nic

12/16/2007 7:30 PM
Trailady said...

HA HA- you crack me up!!!!!

12/21/2007 7:35 AM

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