My Living Will

Once again, from Maxine:

>Feel free to use my Living Will as an example to make one for yourself.

I, Maxine, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept aliveindefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be putin the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology iftheir lives depended on it, or lawyers & doctors interested in simply running upthe bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at leastone of the following:
Glass of wine
chocolate
Margarita
chocolate
Martini
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Sex
Chocolate
Margarita

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination isreached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pullthe plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Thanks Nikki