I love my friends

I got this email from a friend today. I love my friends.
(So much that I'm even having a party for them tomorrow)

Subject: International Disadvantaged People's Day

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself...

You hang in there sunshine, you're fucking special.

(Thanks Jenn. I literally laughed out loud at my computer.
I love you too.)