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Life SHOULD NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well- preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally WORN out and screaming "WOO HOO - WHAT A RIDE!!!"

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My Houdini Dogs

All I did this morning was chase dogs. Because of the tweak in the gate, all the dogs could get out, and did. I would fix it, or think I had, and then turn my back and they would be gone. This happened like 4 times. So I decided I needed to do something serious.

I just got done weaving my gate to the fence with 100 feet of nylon cord. No one can go out or in. I will just drive my trash around I guess. Kids and dogs can no longer escape.

Lets see the doggies get out of that. I have fuckin genius dogs if they can.

If you don't like it Royce I will take it down. But I think it will solve some of our problems.

I know this is Teresa's doing. Or more likely one of her fucking illegal ass husband Pedro's amigos. Remember when they drove down the alley, casing my house, laughing at me? Or those women showed up in my driveway and stared me down and laughed. Yeah, they were all laughing until Pedro approached Royce and Royce happened to mention that a call to immigration would be a solution to any problems between the wives. Its funny how everybody disappears after you mention the border patrol.

My mom said that someone had been in her yard today too. The gate was left closed, and later she found it wide open.

I know Teresa thinks because her dogs got taken by animal control that I need to lose mine.

If she wants to start fucking with me again, bring it on. Everytime she does, some government agency gets her in trouble. Bring it on. I can play.
Thoughts of Fallen Angel at 1:07 PM

3 Comments:

Shelli said...

I don't understand with working and your children how you get to blog so much LOL. Even I have a hard time.

Just droppin in to show some love.

2/27/2007 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...

You should get a camera for your computer and set it to motion detect, then set the camera near your back window and then see what you get...

2/27/2007 9:07 PM
Anonymous said...

Barf,
how the heck are you?
I have not blogged in ....forever.

Work, School, work, school.


It never ends.
I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

You anonymous friend is right.

Here's what I did one time.
Get fishing line, then get a bunch of bells or cans with rocks and see if the neighbor falls for it.
If you rig it right, you could have a disposable camera aimed and triggered to catch the predator at her very moment of courage.

Or get a tape recorder of someone saying.. "Border Patrol... Holt" and have it trigger when they open the gate.

Better yet, what is Royce driving? Go to the Spy shop and get a magnetic sign that says Border Patrol on it.. that will really freak them out.. She will think he works for them.

3/03/2007 1:07 AM

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